Alive at 75... I hope

It's my 75th birthday and I've just blown out my 76th candle. I struggle to breathe so I reach for the oxygen tank connected to the side of my wheel chair. I continue to gasp for air as I already inhaled most of the oxygen from the tank due to the long stroll to the dinner table from my bedroom. The wear and tear I've placed on my body over the years has clearly damaged my insides and is the main reason for the wrinkles covering my face.... As I reach for my extra special piece of cake--- I wake up.

Like that would ever happen... I'd be the healthiest 75 year old known to man. Well, maybe not, but a wheel chair? Let's get serious. I'll be living in my house wherever that shall be, with my lovely family... Pizza for breakfast, pizza for lunch, pizza for dinner. What else do I have to spend my money on? Clothes are no longer a necessity and my baseball career has ended almost 50 years ago. I already told the world how to live a healthy and active life, so that won't be a problem and my routines won't change once I get this old.

How To Stay Fit

The key to living a long and healthy life is to wear a "Stay Fit" tee shirt to remind yourself you constantly need to stay in shape. Excercise through sports, running, or join a local gym. The most productive way to maintain a healthy lifestyle would be joining the Orchard Park "Feel the power feel fit" program. Rather than picking up that Kit-Kat or bag of chips, pick up sone fruit or a bag of carrots. Lay off the KFC and McDonalds as much as possible, but if you like Wendy's I say go for it <3. Don't step in front of moving vehicles or walk through any suspicious gangs if you're by yourself. (Any way to make yourself live live longer). Use the washroom as much as possible... even if you don't have to.

If you can follow these directions, you might just find yourself celebrating your 127th birthday.

The "GREAT" Dinner Party

I'm hosting a dinner party, this would be a first...but,
I'd only serve pasta and homemade pizza, not to mention orange juice.
Mike McNally would be the appetizing appetizer (no pun intended)
A dinner party isn't a party without some guests, so let's make a list...

Guest 1) Matt Dean- Is there ever a party without him? Nah I didn't think so either.

2) Charley Harper (Sheen)- A stud, an idol and the comedic personality my party would be lacking without.

3) Carlo Colaiacovo- Toronto born boy, on my St. Louis Blues; try saying his name 5 times in a row... literaly try it. Would be an entertaining aspect to the dinner table.

4) Jay Gatz- Guy chucks dominant parties, he'd know how to get it done.

5) Guy from "Ownage Pranks"- His prank phone calls are legendary and I laugh harder every time I listen to them online. I'd invite him for the single reason that I finally get to meet him.

6) Jason Patel- Get domed.

7) Sean Avery- If you don't know him, you're missing out. His entertaining, yet cocky actions on the ice would be perfect if he were to do the same at dinner. He's hated around the NHL and potentially the world. I don't hate him... and you won't either.

8) Flo Rida- I respect what you do, and perhaps I'll be lucky enough to win a trip with you sitting at my table like T-Pain, who I'm not as fond of..

9) Cap'N Crunch- Not only will I be serving his amazing cereal for dessert, I will be serving him.

10) My Mom- I am way too attached to her delicious cooking. Any dinner without her just seems awkward. I wouldn't have to wipe my own face, or make any effort putting food into my mouth... we'll see.

Excellent <3

A Curse or a Gift?

I'm assigned a super power, somewhat like the one possessed by Joe Bower.
It's not red hair and it's not like the powers Superman and Batman bare.
I can see into the future... lucky me?
This isn't ALWAYS the case... as you're about to see.

The future can't be changed... shut up Davin.
Who really wants to know when they or a loved one is going to die?
You get rid of these thoughts when you decide to get high.
If I really had this power, I would have ditched the hypocrites a long time ago,
time wouldn't have been wasted with them... fo sho.
Surprises would be ruined, Christmas and Birthdays wouldn't be the same,
You find out you're really not getting that new laptop... what a shame.

Being able to tell the world what is going to happen would be pretty cool,
there really wouldn't be a point to go to school.
My brain would contain more knowledge than anyone,
and trust me, no one would want that... done

The Future Starts Toda---... In September... Well Not Really

The first seventeen years... consisted of sleep, family, school, friends and sleep. Fortunately, I wouldn't have a future in my mind if it wasn't for the commencement of my baseball career. If I was a top student, my future wouldn't be so dependant on one sport... oh well.
The transition from soccer......................... to baseball solidified my vengance to become a man ;) From the little league twelve year old all star team to the eighteen year old elite team, my baseball career has excelled, excelled to a point where I might end up in the United States next year, if not certianly the year after.

It's tough to leave the family, and of course the friends. The Cogeco Cable sports package will deeply be missed. I'm able to watch any game I want, anytime I want. Can anything honestly beat that? No, I didn't think so either.

Unnecessary

I thought coming back to school today was unnecessary enough, and detention for nothing seems pretty unnecessary... but whatever. This so called "break" began with a 7: 30 wake up and four straight days with Stanley at Road Worthy Driving School. Not like I'm a perfect driver, or know how to drive at all... but it was pretty unnecessary to learn that you shouldn't be driving 61 on a 60. Well, I somehow passed so no more of that crap. Random hangouts here and there make up the remainder of the "break". Joe Bower decides to assign a project due the second day back... unnecessary? Yeah I think so too. Finally, spotting Davin Thornborrow through a full crowd at the movies the final Saturday of the break, made me understand the true meaning of the term "unnecessary". I see him enough in EWC 4U day in, day out. Soooo unnecessary.

St. Louis Blues, 8th place?
Playoffs?
Dean?
Mhm

Diarrhea During School.. I Pity the Fool

As he enters into the school as a graaaaaaade nine the terror inflicted scrapes his boooones let him hold you close, (A Skylit Drive, Mike <3) first class trevor nurmi too tough first random the firedome himself brandon track otherwise new friends none of which show me around late for class oh well chess team don't laugh or i'll pwn you with a pawn mr powles 70% what is this a joke baseball team never attended love it now joined band umm nay gone after a day quiet to abnoxious probably annoying newer friends more parties more fun more drama ditch the hypocrites so get domed big bad john kijonek enough said slime volleyball everyday occasional mcdonalds trip at 10 30 grade 12 amazing eng4u spare big joke still late for class no one cares over used pencil case big disgrace bigger than immature fights but oh well i feel safe trevor nurmi is in 114 and matt dean hows it goin never use the washroom awkward and gross bladder infection probably worth it more than attending school oh well chirp love laugh skip detention damnit barzetti i'll learn to deal since we all love highschool...... <3